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tonystarks:

clap your hands if you’re bisexual, asexual, or any other sexual and get erased by both the heterosexual and homosexual community

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10 hours ago | 53439 notes | bisexual yeah...

and you’re a cherry blossom, you’re about to bloom
you look so pretty but you’re gone so soon

(Source: deanpendragon, via ladyimpala)

10 hours ago | 3211 notes | merlin merlin emrys arthur pendragon

ambvr:

omg

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10 hours ago | 68122 notes | OMG nicki minaj beyonce

tehjai:

steel-plated-hearts:

a kid at hogwarts who just wants to get a proper education but can’t focus because of all of the shit harry potter and his friends keep getting themselves into

Jenna B. Lacey, age eleven, knew exactly what she was going to do with her life.

She was going to go to Hogwarts, get top grades, and be the youngest female Minister of Magic by age 35.

It would have been a good plan, if she hadn’t been in the same year as Harry Potter.

*   *   *   

Year one started out great. She was sorted into Hufflepuff, did well in all her classes, and aced the exams.

A troll smashed its way through the study room she was in on Halloween, but that wasn’t going to deter her. 

*   *   *   

Year two was a disaster. People were getting petrified, and worse—the teachers had to herd them from place to place, which severely cut down on her library time. She had to study in the common room, which meant instead of a nice, quiet atmosphere, she got a soundtrack of nervous Hufflepuffs.

And on top of that, exams were cancelled. It was a disaster.

*   *   *   

Third year, she started to notice a trend.

First the troll, than the petrifications, and now dementor guards and escaped convicts. What did they all have in common? Potter.

After Black broke in and everyone had to spend the night in the Great Hall, interrupting Jenna’s last minute studying for a test the next day, she took to giving Potter angry looks in every class.

He did not notice.

*   *   *   

They announced the Triwizard tournament at dinner the first night of fourth year, and Jenna almost started crying.

Potter was going to take this one over. She just knew it.

And she was right.

Voldemort rose at the end of the year. She honestly didn’t know what she had expected.

*   *   *    

Fifth year brought Umbridge. She joined the DA because she was going to need a better background in defense, but that didn’t mean she was any happier about Potter.

She imagined it was him she was hexing instead of Zachariah Smith.

But, by the end of the year, focus on her studies was impossible. After Dumbledore left, it was complete anarchy.

Potter’s fault. Of course.

*   *   *   

Sixth year she started volunteering in the hospital wing. She needed a backup plan in case Potter fucked it up.

All seemed quiet, until they brought Malfoy in. It was apparently Potter’s fault, which surprised everyone except Jenna.

Later, she was peacefully studying in a little nook on the third floor when some Death Eaters and some other adults started dueling right under her nose.

This was the worst fucking school, honestly.

*   *   *   

They were calling it “The Final Battle.”

Jenna ran through the hall, dodging in and out of the children evacuating, until she saw him. 

“POTTER.”

He turned, startled. “Um—Jenna, right? We’re sort of busy—”

She grabbed the front of his shirt and hauled him up until he was eye level with her. “If I’m not Minister of Magic by age 35, it is going to be entirely your fault and I’m going to hurt you.”

She dropped him and stormed away, leaving him to whatever he was doing. She had to fight this goddamn war so she could go back to her fucking studying.

*   *   *   

She became Minister of Magic at age 36.

Fucking Potter.

I think I just found the best Harry Potter fanfic

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11 hours ago | 231676 notes | this is brilliant fic hp harry potter oc

shicksome:

Clintasha Portal 2 AU

Clint as Wheatley (evil version)

Natasha as Chell

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rromanoffs:

you can break my soul,
take my life away,
beat 
me,
hurt me,
kill me.

but for the love of god
don’t touch him.

[insp. x]

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asfadedasmyjeans:

I’ve seriously been waiting for this gifset for so long.

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11 hours ago | 61645 notes | love it 10 things i hate about you

thatdudemanbrolorian:

uastis:

Star Wars/Mass Effect by Zarnala

OH MY GOD SITH ASARI SOMEONE OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER MAKE THIS A REAL THING

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vitamango:

someone do me a favor and take my tablet away from me

I should go.

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Australian Photoset #17

Want to see more?

Canadian Photoset #16

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17 hours ago | 33133 notes | strayla mate

d-o-r-ia-n:

little-crazy-misha-minion:

thereaintnorestforthefandoms:

queen-of-the-rising-demons:

The Four Founders of Hogwarts.

This fucked me up for a good 5 minutes.

oh

Oh God…

OHH

(Source: georgies-closet, via orange-tic-tacs-boy)

18 hours ago | 26209 notes | i love it narnia hp crossover the houses

flyingcuttlefish:

carnivaldog:

gifak-net:

video

PUPPY NO

LAUNCH

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18 hours ago | 27222 notes |

unmarvel:

#throwbackThorsday 

this gives me life

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18 hours ago | 1425 notes | so awesome kat dennings chris hemsworth

meridian-of-misery:

THIS IS A REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT LESSON WOW I LOVE THIS MOVIE

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19 hours ago | 22289 notes | animated movies

starkked:

“I mean, what are we, a team? No, no, no. We’re a chemical mixture that makes chaos. We’re… we’re a time-bomb.”

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19 hours ago | 645 notes | remarkable people avengers